What Does Your Bed Say About You?

What Your Bed Says About You

Outward appearances are a concern of yours, but not your primary concern. You try to take care of yourself and your home, but it's not an obsession.

You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos.

You are very low maintenance. You tend to go with the flow, and you're easily pleased.

In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

You tend to be a down to earth, practical person. You think in terms of what is actual.

You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home.

The Great Office War

The Great Office War from Runawaybox on Vimeo.
adevar/PROVOCARE [2]
Dianna: gandeste-te la un animal cu care semeni si da 5 motive pt care ti se pare ca exista asemanari intre voi big_smile si pune si o poza cu animalul respectiv

- avem o mare adaptabilitate
- de o agilitate si agerime uluitoare. lol [mai mult rasu decat mine]
- urechile au 4-5 cm wink
- Greutatile maxime raportate sunt diferite, variind intre 50 si 58 kg [io am acolo intre
- Are gheare retractile, foarte ascutite, lungi de aproximativ 4 cm.[mai am unpic si il ajung
- este un animal ocrotit de lege, vânatul sau fiind interzis [am scapat cu bine lol]


papercloud: ...deci. imagineaza.tzi ca nu l.ai mai vazut pe bebe de doua luni, shi scrie.i o scrisoare de minim 300 de cuvinte care sa contzina urmatoarele cuvintele: shurub, zacusca, papadie, calorifer, padure, ciocolata [wink], sanie, inel, buton, veceu, periutza de dintzi shi gogoshar

Dragul meu, imi lipsesti ca gogosaru din zacusca lol , si acum imi amintesc cand mergeam cu sania in padure si ne dadeam pe derdelush si cand ne dadeam cu viteza si a cazut un surub de la sanie, si mi`am rupt piciorul, dar sa stii ca nu mai dau vina pe tine, nu am putut merge la veceu o saptamana, stateam numa in casa cu picioru rezemat pe calorifer, ciocolata a fost singura mea alinare big_smile. dar cand ai venit cu acea floare superba, care era o papadie defapt, dar cu un inel pe coditza, am sarit odata si am uitat de durerea piciorului. In fine …mai departe iti amintesti si tu cum a fost wink , sa stii ca inca nu mi`am reparat butonu de la periuta de dinti electrica, nu stiu la cine sa o mai duc.
Te astept sa vii cu ciocolata acasa. smile
Mission Accomplished
Etichete: , , 0 impresii | | edit post
Old Lady On The Phone
saraca tanti nu stie nici cum o cheama :))) =)))

ready...aim...si ...vezi tu ;)
Three women are about to be executed.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!!"
The power of old people
$100 for an Indian head
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm.

The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians, last week they burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children."

He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars." The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two blondes made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.

Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this."

Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."

Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."

Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."

But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this."

So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians. Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh my God, we're going to be millionaires!"
Unnecessary Knowledge

1 - 50% of female polar bears also have a penis.
2 - American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.
3 - The longest word in the English language, with all of the letters in alphabetical order is "Almost".
4 - In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
5 - Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
6 - An adult giraffe's kick is so powerful that it can decapitate a lion.
7 - On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
8 - The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
9 - 75% of people will believe any made up statistic.
10 - A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
11 - The brain continues sending electrical wave signals for 37 hours after death
12 - Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people.
13 - Between 1902 and 1907, the same tiger killed 434 people in India.
14 - During their periods womens middle fingers shrink. No one knows why.
15 - More people are killed by falling coconuts every year then sharks attack.
Clicky Web Analytics