"Cea mai fericita parte a vietii omului este aceea petrecuta treaz si intins in pat dimineata." Dr. Johnson (1709-84)

Cat adevar poate sa spuna omu asta intr`o singura propozitie, il ador deja si nu stiu ce o mai spus si scris, da nu mai conteaza ca astea sunt de ajuns ca sa iti dai seama ca are tot timpu dreptate :)
Cine nu il crede, sa se uite la mine ca eu sunt exemplu lui perfect :)) mi`s fericita in pat tolanita dimineata, toti sunt, mai nasol daca trebuie sa te trezesti repede ca suna ceasu(cine l`o fi inventat?!) si sa te grabesti sa fi gata in 15 minute ca sa pleci, numa tu sti unde :D
Cel mai fain e sa dormi pana te trezeste soarele, sau in cel mai rau caz cineva sa te intrebe "Ai murit, ca e 14?"(nu mi s`a mai intamplat ...da prin a 11 in vacanta de vara am dormit odata pana tarziu si pe la trei si ceva vine mama sa vada daca mai traiesc :D)
 si sa nu mai zic ca atunci cand esti trezit de ceas, nu apuci sa visezi nimica, cel putin eu din noptile alea nu`mi amintesc ce am visat :)

o noapte buna, si sa dormiti muuuuult, ca nu e nesanatos, cine zice asa va minte ;)

deci asta o stie toata lumea... e tare...

...daca nu va place lasa`ti balta urmatoarea faza :P


asta e din categoria Vreau si EU

da... acuma una ceri si ...primesti... ce n`ai cerut =)) :))

ai vrea sa fii fericit pentru ca eu vreau sa fii asa?! ...ai face asta pentru mine?
nu`mi place sa vad oameni suparati, tristi, nefericiti... nervosi...sau intr`o stare de dispozitie proasta... parca nici nu stii ce sa le spui... cateodata mi nu`stiu`cum sa le spun ceva...ca sa nu li se 'agraveze' starea aia naspa de dispozitie, de aia cateodata prefer sa`i las in pace... sa le treaca... sau mai zic io cate`o gluma... cateodata`mi iese... cateodata nu... sunt oameni care cand sunt agitati nu ai ce discuta cu ei... si atunci prefer sa ma duc in alta camera, daca nu e alta camera sa ies afara, daca suntem in masina... sa fiu indiferenta... numa ca asa ma induce persoana aia pe mine intr`o stare naspa... si apai cand intru eu in ea... greu ies de acolo... dar sunt persoane care ma scot repede de acolo :))

numa bine... si sa fiti fericiti... zambiti...ca viata e faina... si cand nu e faina faceti`o sa fie ;)

sunt datoare cu o leapsa lui zurliu 

1. Tu după ce tânjeşti? 
~ tânjesc la ziua în care toți vom fi fericiți :P
2. Când ai spus ultima oară te iubesc?
~ anul trecut :) [nu se spune cui cand cum ...blabla] ...sunt cuvinte care nu le spun asa usor...
3. Defineşte fericirea în 3 cuvinte
~ libertate, iubire, veselie

4. Când ai fost ultima oară fericit?
~ in fiecare zi :D ...viața e frumoasa ;) ...de ce să nu fiu fericită?!, chiar dacă nu se vede la fel în fiecare zi.
5. Ce crezi că te face fericit?
~ nu știu... eu, prietenii, vremea de afară...familia... toate chestiile cu care am tangente [în afară de cele nașpa]
6. Când te-ai gândit ultima oară la fericirea ta?
~ nu mă gândesc la fericirea mea... pentru ca o am, poate dacă aș fi fost nefericită...m–aș fi gândit la ea...așa cu dor :D

reclama asta puteti sa o bagati in timp ce ma uit la TV... ca nu ma supar ;)

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, 'gonna be a bear!

Shakespeare

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist

If you love someone, set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful

If you love someone, set her free ...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer

if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Lawyers

If you love someone, set her free ...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that ...

Bill Gates

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist

If you love someone, set her free ...
She'll evolve.

Statisticians

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Salesman

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Schwarzenegger's fans

If you love someone, set her free ...
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style

If you love someone, set her free ...
If It Comes Back, It is Yours.
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It!
Or perhaps report to immigration that she / is is an illegal.


If you love someone - why in the first place set her free? CARELESS IDIOT!

• When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
  
• It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
  "Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
  That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
  
• Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
  A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
  
• "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
  Next time, take off the candles."
  
• Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
  A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
  
• Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
  A: "Hi, Buster."
  
• Q: What did one candle say to the other?
  A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
  
• Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
  A: In a cat-alogue!
  
• Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
  A: Because it was marble cake!
  
• Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
  A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
  
• Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
  A: A birthday pheasant!
  
• Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
  Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
  Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"
  
• Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
  A: Musical Hares.
  
• Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"
  "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
  
• "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."
  "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
  "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
  
• Q: What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
  A: More ice cream!
  
• "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
  "No, only little babies."

“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”