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Faci tu pentru parinti tai ce faceau ei pentru tine? Esti dispus sa stai cu ei sa povestiti, sa aveti timp impreuna cateodata si sa povestiti, nu tu sa te gandesti la cate treburi ai pe cap... si sa crezi ca oricum nu ii pasa de acelel momente. E aiurea sa spui ca ai tot timpul din lume pentru asta... pentru ca tu nu stii cat timp ii mai ai langa tine... asa ca apreciaza`ti parntii... si nu ii condamna pentru chesti care ti se par ca le fac in plus... ca nu sunt utlie... sau pentru ca te intreaba acelasi lucru de mai multe ori... gandeste`te ca poate si tu ai facut asa cand erai mic.. .si ei erau acolo ca sa iti raspunda de fiecare data... si o sa ai si tu copiii tai cu care o sa vrei sa stai cat mai mult impreuna... si atunci cand sunt mari... nu doar pana cand implinesc 18 ani.
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men might be ungrateful idiots... But... Fairies are... Females!!!
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men might be ungrateful idiots... But... Fairies are... Females!!!
Un om in virsta doreste sa emigreze. La completarea formalitatilor, este intrebat de catre oficialitati de ce.
- Datorita homosexualitatii…
- Cum asa?
- Pai, in timpul nazistilor se pedepsea chiar cu moartea, dupa aceea cu inchisoare, iar acum este permisa prin lege. As dori sa emigrez pina nu devine obligatorie.
- Datorita homosexualitatii…
- Cum asa?
- Pai, in timpul nazistilor se pedepsea chiar cu moartea, dupa aceea cu inchisoare, iar acum este permisa prin lege. As dori sa emigrez pina nu devine obligatorie.
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers). 
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep
your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will
have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida."
Woman: No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy: "No thanks,
Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the
job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
This is what we call "Self Appraisal"
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep
your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will
have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida."
Woman: No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy: "No thanks,
Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the
job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
This is what we call "Self Appraisal"
saraca tanti nu stie nici cum o cheama :))) =)))
