Stories that can be told in church
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created
Everything, including human beings. Little Johnny
Seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve
Was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week
His mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill,
And said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny
Responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after
Hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the
Other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus
Turned out. It's probably just your Dad."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After
Explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and
Thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that
Teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered,
"Thou shall not kill."

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph
And Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small
Child replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."

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