-1 pentru a schimba becul
-1 pentru a posta si anunta ca becul a fost schimbat
-14 pentru a impartasi experiente similare si a arata noi modalitati de schimbare a becului
-7 pentru a avertiza asupra pericolelor ce apar la schimbarea becurilor
-27 pentru a corecta greseli gramaticale aparute in posturile despre schimbarea becurilor
-53 pentru a lua la misto pe cei ce au corectat greselile gramaticale
-2 profesionisti in domeniu care sa atraga atentia ca termenul corect este \'\'lampa\'\'
-15 care sa pretinda ca au lucrat in domeniu si termenul \'\'bec\'\'este la fel de corect
-109 care spun ca forumul nu este despre becuri si discutia trebuie mutata pe un forum despre becuri
-111 care sustin ca atata timp cat toti folosim becuri, discutia este utila pe forum
-306 pentru a discuta care sunt cele mai bune metode de a schimba becuri, care sunt cele mai bune, de unde se pot cumpara si cat costa
-27 pentru a posta linkuri catre siteuri unde pot fi vazute diverse modele de becuri
-14 pentru a spune ca linkurile nu sunt corecte si a posta pe cele corecte
-33 pentru a cita tot ce s-a postat pana in momentu respectiv si a raspunde \'\'si eu\'\'
-6 pentru a atrage atentia sa se foloseasca functia \'\'cautare\'\'
-12 pentru a posta ca ei renunta definitiv la forum din cauza divergentelor aparute pe marginea subiectului
-143 pentru a spune \'\'cauta intai pe google si daca nu gasesti nimic despre becuri atunci intreaba pe forum\'\'
-16 posturi unde doi membri poarta o discutie total paralela cu subiectul
-24 posturi in care li se atrage atentia sa foloseasca mesajele private sau e-mailul
-1 moderator care sa avertizeze ca daca nu se inceteaza cu mesajele aiurea va inchide topicul
-1 membru nou al forumului care raspunde la 6 luni dupa ultimul post si totul o ia de la inceput...
-1 pentru a posta si anunta ca becul a fost schimbat
-14 pentru a impartasi experiente similare si a arata noi modalitati de schimbare a becului
-7 pentru a avertiza asupra pericolelor ce apar la schimbarea becurilor
-27 pentru a corecta greseli gramaticale aparute in posturile despre schimbarea becurilor
-53 pentru a lua la misto pe cei ce au corectat greselile gramaticale
-2 profesionisti in domeniu care sa atraga atentia ca termenul corect este \'\'lampa\'\'
-15 care sa pretinda ca au lucrat in domeniu si termenul \'\'bec\'\'este la fel de corect
-109 care spun ca forumul nu este despre becuri si discutia trebuie mutata pe un forum despre becuri
-111 care sustin ca atata timp cat toti folosim becuri, discutia este utila pe forum
-306 pentru a discuta care sunt cele mai bune metode de a schimba becuri, care sunt cele mai bune, de unde se pot cumpara si cat costa
-27 pentru a posta linkuri catre siteuri unde pot fi vazute diverse modele de becuri
-14 pentru a spune ca linkurile nu sunt corecte si a posta pe cele corecte
-33 pentru a cita tot ce s-a postat pana in momentu respectiv si a raspunde \'\'si eu\'\'
-6 pentru a atrage atentia sa se foloseasca functia \'\'cautare\'\'
-12 pentru a posta ca ei renunta definitiv la forum din cauza divergentelor aparute pe marginea subiectului
-143 pentru a spune \'\'cauta intai pe google si daca nu gasesti nimic despre becuri atunci intreaba pe forum\'\'
-16 posturi unde doi membri poarta o discutie total paralela cu subiectul
-24 posturi in care li se atrage atentia sa foloseasca mesajele private sau e-mailul
-1 moderator care sa avertizeze ca daca nu se inceteaza cu mesajele aiurea va inchide topicul
-1 membru nou al forumului care raspunde la 6 luni dupa ultimul post si totul o ia de la inceput...
- When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
- It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
- Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
- "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
- Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
- Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."
- Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
- Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
- Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
- Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
- Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
- Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"
- Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.
- Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
- "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
- Q: What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
A: More ice cream!
- "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."
“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. Ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping
The Road Trip of Your Life |
 You see romantic love as what's most important in life. A deep connection with someone else is the primary thing you crave. Your life is quite hectic. You try to slow down when you can, but it's not easy! You're willing to take a few risks in life. You may not take the road no one travels, but you're happy to take the road less traveled. You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later. In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you. |
